Offensive + Delightful
You Old Slut Birthday Card
$6
"Happy Birthday, You Old Slut!" the classic still stands. This unapologetically hilarious birthday card is for the legends with the right sense of humor — whether it's your grandma who still turns heads or your bestie who invented day-drinking. Equal parts filthy and fabulous. Because celebrating women means letting them be wild, loud, and delightfully inappropriate.
- 4.5 x 5.5
- Made in the USA